Confidential
Neophyte
Zoe, the lovable foul-mouthed yaoilicious ball of attitude. =]
Posts: 11
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Post by Confidential on Mar 4, 2008 17:31:05 GMT -5
All of your fictional characters come to life, but they turn against you because of all the horrid things you've put them through and they kill you.
I wish I were male. TT_________TT
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 17:33:50 GMT -5
You're male, but you're *dun dun DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN* straight. *LE GASP* DX
I wish I had a tissue because I'm having a MASSIVE nosebleed right now.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 17:47:20 GMT -5
You get a tissue but it you bleed to death anyways
I wish I was a pretty pretty princess
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 17:51:33 GMT -5
Ah, f.uck. Thanks a lot, Robin. D<
You become a pretty pretty princess, but your kingdom is filled with pestilence and famine and you just can't handle it, so you hang yourself with your pretty pretty hair.
I wish I had an orbital helix piercing. DO WANT. DX
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 17:56:59 GMT -5
You obtain an orbital helix piercing but it gets infected with gang green and your face falls of.
I wish I could rape stripper vash just to hear his voice mid coitus (see link->http://youtube.com/watch?v=rtaCd1BWmns&feature=related)
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 18:00:52 GMT -5
You rape Stripper Vash (whom I am AMAZED that you know) and his voice mid-coitus is gorgeous, but he presses charges and you get sued and end up homeless and destitute and starving.
I wish that Robin would stop making me die and s.hit. :'D
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 18:07:57 GMT -5
You stop dieing but live forever with and several very unpleasant diseases and watch as your friends and family die around you
I wish I had amazing urban dance skillz
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 18:12:59 GMT -5
You get amazing urban dance skillz, but you find out that the prestigious dance competition that you had entered is STRICTLY HARDCORE BALLET. So, you humiliate yourself in front of everyone and live a life full of misery and shame. The President passes a law that you must wear a bag over your head at all times and that all must refer to you as the 'Hip Hop Horror.' >D I wish I hadn't just broken my glasses.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 18:15:33 GMT -5
you didn't but your wish causes a rift in time and now you are a 3 foot tall frog woman who nobody likes and are run out of town and forced to live in a smelly bog.
I wish it wasn't dinner time
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Confidential
Neophyte
Zoe, the lovable foul-mouthed yaoilicious ball of attitude. =]
Posts: 11
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Post by Confidential on Mar 4, 2008 18:19:53 GMT -5
It's not dinner time, so you miss a meal and it becomes a HABIT and you become anorexic and it all goes downhill and you starve and you DIE. Yeah. That's right. I went there, Sierra.
Umm... I wish that Sierra and Kristin would stop flippin' out about my birthday coming up.
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 18:28:19 GMT -5
They stop freaking out about your birthday, but they stop caring completely, and you become the stereotype kind of emo and get made fun of constantly and have to post nightly on your myspace about how no one understands you and how you should probably just end it all.
I wish me Mum weren't trying to read my post over my shoulder.
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simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
Posts: 44
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 4, 2008 19:44:53 GMT -5
She doesn't read over your shoulder, but instead psychically knows everything you ever read, see, watch and type...
I wish I my Mummy Wizard in Dungeon Crawl hadn't been killed by an Apartment Power Failure...
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 19:57:08 GMT -5
Your Mummy Wizard was not killed by the unfortunate power failure, but was killed moments later by a lethal virus sweeping through your computer, thus destroying all your data.
I wish I had the power to change television channels using my mind.
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simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
Posts: 44
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 4, 2008 20:08:15 GMT -5
You have the power, but you can only change it to the same episode of Telletubbies.
I wish I had a PSP...
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 20:12:09 GMT -5
You get a psp, but the battery leaks and burns your skin off
I wish I had a gundam
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