Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 14, 2008 21:08:47 GMT -5
You get your pencil, but as you poke a hole into the space time continuum, the lead breaks and goes into your eye making you bleed everywhere and you end up losing an eye like my poor dead pony D< oh, and now that the space time continuum is punctured, everyone turns into lamps and dance the hokey-pokey.
I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of money >D
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 15, 2008 15:53:35 GMT -5
Your wallet never runs out of money, but your debt is infinite, also, so you're constantly left with nothing.
I wish I had all my final projects done.
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 15, 2008 20:09:54 GMT -5
All of your final projects are done, but some serial arsonist comes and burns down your house in the night and you lose all of the projects. And, to make matters worse, your teacher gives you a zero and won't let you make them up.
I wish I could get married to my boyfriend right NOW instead of having to wait a few years Dx *curses age limit*
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 15, 2008 21:52:24 GMT -5
You get married only to find he's a hermaphrodite who's side work comes from being a transvestite stripper at the local club.
I wish Bleedman would update his Grim Tales from Bellow comic.
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Post by Repsechaeus on Apr 16, 2008 22:06:13 GMT -5
Bleedman updates, but much to you chagrin, he has drastically changed his art style for the WORSE and now the whole comic is nothing but FURRY PORN. ((No offense to people who like furries. Or porn. Or any combination thereof.))
I wish Robin and Con-chan would get online so I could talk to them. I miss them. D:
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 18, 2008 11:46:54 GMT -5
They get online, but you find that their identities were taken over by hackers and that their computers were eaten alive by viruses, so now you have only the hacker bots to chat with.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Confidential
Neophyte
Zoe, the lovable foul-mouthed yaoilicious ball of attitude. =]
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Post by Confidential on Apr 18, 2008 15:31:52 GMT -5
You know what to wish for, but you just wasted your one wish one wishing that you knew what to wish for! :'D
Erm... I wish I had the money to buy my DoT Tender Shall. <333
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 19, 2008 9:51:58 GMT -5
you get the money but you find out that the Tender Shall is out of stock forever and they quit making them.
I wish I could get a job Dx Kat wants money kaythx!
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 19, 2008 22:12:12 GMT -5
You get a mysterious application one day with a return address, fill it out, and find to your joy that you've gotten the job. However, you descover that it was a contract with a local strip club and are now forced to pole dance. Oh la la.
I wish I didn't have an animation due for class the week after next.
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Roxibus
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A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 19, 2008 22:23:28 GMT -5
heyy I can live with pole dancing =D I've always wanted to try it xD *no seriously ._<*
you don't have an animation due, instead you have TWELVE!!! BWAHAHAHA!
I wish I could've gone to Prom with my boyfriend tonight... [my school = gay Dx]
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 22, 2008 23:56:17 GMT -5
You go to prom and get pregnate from the after prom activities.
I wish the change machine would work.
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 23, 2008 12:15:01 GMT -5
oh noes D: oh well, I do loves babehs :3
Well anyway, the change machine MAGICALLY begins to work again, but it shoots out a bagillion quarters that chop off heads and stuff and suffocate others who are burried under the mounts of heavy coins ._<
I wish I could leave school right now. I'm bored of being here and I wanna go be retarded in the park :'D
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 24, 2008 12:17:55 GMT -5
You get let out to go be retarded in the park, but then the nice young men in clean white coats wrap you up in a "Security blanket" and give you a shot of sleepy juice. A few hours later, you wake up in the insane asylum.
I wish I had more motivation to work on my projects.
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 25, 2008 9:01:33 GMT -5
HAHAHA! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!
Your motivation comes, but you now never have time to do it because the world is going to end because of that pencil hole you punctured earlier and you never get them finished =]
I wish I could stop laughing so people could stop staring at me like I'm mental xD
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 25, 2008 19:27:43 GMT -5
They're not staring at you because you're laughing. They're staring at you because you forgot to put on a pair of pants today.
I wish I could take a road trip this summer.
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