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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 22:43:03 GMT -5
You get your french onion dipp bit it is ridden with the ebola virus
I wish I had a pet dragon
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simonmagwitch
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 4, 2008 22:45:25 GMT -5
The dragon decides it wants to mate with you, but doesn't know when to stop...
I wish my French Onion Dip wasn't rife with disease...
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 22:48:47 GMT -5
Your French Onion Dip is not ridden with a horrid virus, but it is made with HELL ONIONS and human flesh.
I wish I could get me Mum to let me tattoo my tongue. :3
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 23:15:48 GMT -5
you get the tatoo but the artis does it wrong and I now says I love Jesus and hate Gay people
I wish I could speak in hieroglyphs
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 23:50:30 GMT -5
You can speak in hieroglyphics, but that's all you can speak, so no one understands you and life becomes miserable.
I wish I were in a kitty suit right now.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 23:52:53 GMT -5
you are, but its laced with superglue and you can never take it off
I wish I could go back in time and stop hitler
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simonmagwitch
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 5, 2008 9:11:41 GMT -5
You stop Hitler, but it turns out that Adolph only did all of that stuff to stop his brother Doug Hitler, who was 19 times worse, holocausting puppies and kitties and stuff...
I wish the weather would pick a single temperature to be this month... <Munches HELL Dip...>
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Post by Confidential on Mar 5, 2008 17:08:02 GMT -5
The weather stays only one temperature, but it stays UNBEARABLY hot, causing widespread drought.
I wish I had more upper body strength. Maybe then, I wouldn't feel like such a wimp when all my friends were doing heavy-lifting type things, and after carrying one tiny load, I had to take a break.
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simonmagwitch
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 5, 2008 20:14:33 GMT -5
You get your Upper Body Strength, but to such an extent that you become top heavy and you fall face-first into your morning bowl of raw eggs, your rippling shoulders and biceps being to large to let you bend your arms to lift you from your ovoid death...
I wish I could make up my mind in matters of the heart...
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 5, 2008 23:00:44 GMT -5
You can but it is always the wrong choice
I wish there was no such thing as cancer
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Post by Bharune on Mar 6, 2008 4:10:11 GMT -5
There is no such thing as cancer, but instead there is an even worse epidemic that wreaks havoc, causing widespread pandemonium and turning the viral victims into flesh-eating zombies. And it would all start in an old-folks home in a little town in Ohio known as Convoy.
I wish Stripper Vash and Volt would re-enact Monty Python and the Holy Grail with a crusade of hot cosplayers, and I would be cast as...hm....Tim. Because I always wanted horns.
I should've caught up on this thread earlier....
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simonmagwitch
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 6, 2008 11:26:23 GMT -5
The reenactment takes place, but the crusade of hot cosplayers are all female and vying for the attentions of Stripper Vash and Volt, your voice getting lost in the crowd...
I wish my Non-Apple MP3 Player worked with iTunes...
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 12, 2008 20:20:12 GMT -5
It works with I tunes, but I tunes becomes a corrupt and violent program infecting all your computer hardwares with nasty viruses.
I wish I could eat all the babies of etheopia
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simonmagwitch
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 13, 2008 12:33:51 GMT -5
You easily eat the babies, feeling a bit hungry still afterwards, but all the flies you catch with them give you indigestion. In your efforts to quell your gastro-intestinal disturbance, you have a bit too much bicarbonate of Soda, which mixes and reacts violently with your now overactive stomache acid causing you to explode in a violent gaseous explosion!
I wish I could get a group of gamers together to playtest a system...
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 23, 2008 21:11:56 GMT -5
You get a group of gamers together to playtest a system, but it's an EVIL system and you and the group all get sucked into the game, wherein you are transported immediately to the final boss battle and you all die. ((Thanks for the help, Con-chan.))
I wish that my best friend hadn't moved across town...
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