simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 25, 2008 11:35:25 GMT -5
That sounds like it would make a great 80s Cartoon Show...
Your Friend never moves, but the house they were staying in has to be demolished. Since they didn't move, they're still inside when the Demo-Crew brings it down...
I wish I had a Hardboiled Egg. <Goes to make Hardboiled Egg> Yeah! I win!
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 25, 2008 15:21:42 GMT -5
Awww, d**n. D:
Hahah Your precious hardboiled egg? One word: salmonella. And not even hardboiling it kills the salmonella bacteria. It's SUPER salmonella. Hah. I win. >D
I wiiiiiish...... that my dog would stop shedding. >_<
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simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 26, 2008 8:09:40 GMT -5
Your dog stops shedding, put soon grows into a matted mess of dog-hair that he cannot breathe through. He dies from lack-of-oxygen, and no one knows for three weeks until he starts to leak through the fur...
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... (I can't believe no one did this one yet...)
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 26, 2008 18:56:15 GMT -5
You're an oscar meyer wenier, but everyone wants a bit out of you so much your devoured in seconds
I wish I was a real puppet
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simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
Posts: 44
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 28, 2008 10:09:13 GMT -5
You become a real puppet, but it's a real puppet in the style of Nightmare on Elm St. III, where he strings the kid up by his blood vessels and puppet-walks him out of a window... <Ghoulish>...
I wish I had dreams I could record instead of the incoherent stuff I've been having...
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Confidential
Neophyte
Zoe, the lovable foul-mouthed yaoilicious ball of attitude. =]
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Post by Confidential on Mar 28, 2008 16:02:33 GMT -5
You have record-able dreams, but they're all horrible nightmares from which you awake sweating and crying. D:
I wish I had some chapstick. MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 28, 2008 22:11:50 GMT -5
You get the chapstick, but its made of the blubber of your closest friends
I wish I was a mermaid
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 29, 2008 17:31:47 GMT -5
You're a mermaid, but you get caught and sold in a fish market by a Korean fisherman who has to sell his prize catch, a mermaid, just to make ends meet. He sells you to the Georgia Aquarium where you are put on display as a freak and must humiliatingly beg for fish (which I heard you hate), your only food option. With all dignity lost, you let a shark eat you.
I wish I wasn't so lazy. DX
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simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
Posts: 44
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 30, 2008 10:49:30 GMT -5
Heh... I wish I had some nightmares. It would help with my creativity...
You become so un-lazy, so motivated, that you no longer have time for rest. You bypass the natural limits of your body, working yourself until your muscles all totally fail. Also, since you're motivated to do everything, you try everything and never get anything done...
I wish I had a copy of Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver...
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 30, 2008 13:04:33 GMT -5
You get a copy, but its scratched beyond repair. YOu have no money for another and the company refuses to take it back. (oh this may not seem scary to most but for poor ass gamers.. this is like hell...)
I wish had all the powers of the mythical god zeus for one week
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 30, 2008 17:37:33 GMT -5
Along with Zeus' wonderful powers, you also gain his infamous promiscuity. Enough said. ((Your poor poor boyfriend. TT_______TT))
I wish my Mom would let me try contacts just, like, ONCE. I'm curious.
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Post by teagypsy on Apr 1, 2008 20:52:48 GMT -5
you try them but they kill your eyes
I wish I owned a gundam.... more specifically death scythe hell from gundamwing
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simonmagwitch
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House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
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Post by simonmagwitch on Apr 2, 2008 3:22:00 GMT -5
You recieve Gundam Deathscythe Hell, but to get it you have to... KILL DUO MAXWELL! <Cackles as lightning strikes in the background>
I wish my friends were as ready and/or able to move into a place as I am...
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 7, 2008 20:42:04 GMT -5
*is new to the site; hai gaiz :'D!!!*
Your friends are ready/or able to move into a place, but they all get locked in and can never get out, thus they eat each other to survive and are never heard from again =]
I wish I had a REAL My Little Pony with a rainbow tattoo on its butt =D <3
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Post by Podjroot on Apr 13, 2008 11:42:39 GMT -5
You're real My Little Pony is missing an eye and when they branded the rainbow on it, it got infected and needed to be put down.
I wish I had a pencil so sharp it could pierce a hole in the time space continuum.
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