Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 25, 2008 22:40:55 GMT -5
*puts on pants* >_> I knew that...
You get to take the road trip, but a rabid squirrel attacks your family in the car and the car swerves off the road and hits a tree killing you all =D
I wish that my boyfriend didn't have to go home =[ why can't he just stay here ToT???
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Post by Bharune on Apr 26, 2008 15:04:03 GMT -5
Your boyfriend doesn't have to go home. In fact, he can never leave, because through a freak accident involving nuclear waste you two have been melded together. You have to get surgery like when they separate conjoined twins, which results in many deformed appendages and subpar organs. :/
I wish my room would clean itself...
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 27, 2008 8:37:13 GMT -5
oh noes D: oh well... *finds cards* let's play a game to pass the time :3 *starts shuffling*
your room gets clean hooray =D but, it cleans itself SO well that it is sparkling so bright it blinds everyone who steps in it and you can never live in it anymore D: :3
I wish I didn't need glasses or contacts or any of that junk. perfect vision pleasethankyou!? *and lasic is a no~*
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simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
Posts: 44
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Post by simonmagwitch on Apr 29, 2008 4:44:07 GMT -5
Your eyes correct themselves, but only at the cost of your other senses. Furthermore, it requires much more resources to make good vision, so it has to totally shut down one other sense. The sense chosen is your sense of touch, leaving you absolutely unable to feel pressure, temperature or pain throughout your entire body...
I wish they would stop playing commercials for Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job DVDs...
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on Apr 29, 2008 19:00:05 GMT -5
*would go nuts without being able to feel the touch of my boyfriend o.e* On second thought... I'll stick with mah contacts kaythx :'D
They finally stop playing those annoying commercials [[thank the Lord!]] but instead an even MORE annoying commercial of the Aqua Teens Hunger Force comes on, and it sounds REALLY forking retarded Dx. So retarded, in fact you end up destroying your TV all together and resort to reading books :3 HISTORY TEXT BOOKS! BWAHAHAHA!
I wish that I could go to a cosplay convention next year D: *mom won't let me go all the way to New Zealand |3*
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Post by Repsechaeus on May 3, 2008 13:07:51 GMT -5
You get to go to a convention, but at the convention, you end up getting kidnapped and held for ransom by a man who makes you call him Uncle Badtouch, so your boyfriend ends up having to save you, but he gets captured as well, so now you're BOTH in trouble. I wiiiiiiiiish...... that I didn't have to do laundry, but my clothes would still get cleaned when they needed to be cleaned. I hate doing laundry. TT_______TT
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on May 3, 2008 21:09:14 GMT -5
*HA! My Roxas getting held hostage? highly unlikely xD that kid can be SCARY o.e...*
your laundry magically gets up and goes to the washing machine and clean themselves, yay! But they have so much fun in the dryer that they NEVER come out and you'll be without clothes =3 unless you can get a friend to go shopping for you |D cuz I'm sure you don't wanna go to the mall or even walmart nekkid xDDDD
I wish we could finally have the time to paint the basement D: the walls are so gross Dx
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Post by Repsechaeus on May 4, 2008 5:41:40 GMT -5
((BAH! I'm sure someone could successfully hold him hostage. I'd give it a try myself if I weren't so sure you'd own my a.s.s. [bloody censors!!!] so hard, my fictional characters would feel it. :'D))
((And really, I wouldn't mind walking around naked. It's not like anyone would want to look at a pasty white gender confused body, so people would avert their eyes and I could maintain my dignity [what little I have left, that is]))
You find time to paint the basement, but you become SO enthralled with painting the basement, you don't do anything else like eat, so you waste away. Your last thoughts are, 'hmm, maybe I should have picked Peas in a Pod green instead of Crazy for You blue.'
I wish I could change my gender at will.
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Roxibus
Acolyte
A nervous British wolf boy and a Southern Elf
Posts: 41
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Post by Roxibus on May 4, 2008 19:59:54 GMT -5
*hahahahahahaha xD That'd be so funny if I died because I couldn't stop painting xDDDD lulz~* hosnapz you can change your gender at will hooray =o but the first time you do, you forget, and accidentally go into the wrong bathroom. How awkward D: As if that isn't enough, you go into the wrong locker room during school |3 *assuming you're still in school of course. If not well... pretend you are for the sake of the corrupted wish |D* I wish I could BE FIRIN MAH LAZAH!!!!! *reference >>> youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE *
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Post by Repsechaeus on May 6, 2008 18:31:04 GMT -5
((Bah, that wouldn't faze me. I'd be more like, "HOLY HELL, EVERYONE! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" *chucks off clothes and switches gender* I have no modesty, really.))
You fire your lazer, but unfortunately, you were showing your boyfriend, and you accidentally blow his head off. ((Dude, you TOTALLY put the ball on the tee for me. XD))
I wish my friend Buster would join this rp site so you all could experience how utterly mindblowing he is. =]
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Confidential
Neophyte
Zoe, the lovable foul-mouthed yaoilicious ball of attitude. =]
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Post by Confidential on May 28, 2008 11:16:01 GMT -5
Buster joins the site, but all of his mindblowingness has MISTAPPEARED! GONE! POOF! And then the both of you go cry in your emo corners.
I wiiiiissshh..... I wish my neck didn't hurt.
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Post by Ces yeux on Jun 4, 2008 14:17:52 GMT -5
Oh snap! A little chibi Sisao comes out of no where leaping onto your shoulders and starts gnawing on it. Om Nom nom nom.
I Wish.....I wish that I was part of the circus
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Yllarius
Student
Owner of the person you see above.
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Post by Yllarius on Jul 9, 2008 22:38:21 GMT -5
You become part of the circus, but only as the inside out woman, and you have to clean out the animal pens.
I wish my girlfriends grandfather would let me see her. >.<
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