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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 20:37:14 GMT -5
Your Gundam goes rogue and basically goes postal on the whole world and kills everyone, including you.
I wish I had my partially shaved head again. TT______TT I miss it.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 20:45:35 GMT -5
you get your partially shaved head, (any pictures?) but the barber is sweeny todd and kills you after he shaves you
I wish my cat could talk
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 20:50:33 GMT -5
Oh baby, I don't think I'd mind having my throat slit if it were Mr. Todd. Rowr! :3 Your cat talks but all it does is insult you in the worst way possible and tell REALLY REALLY BAD JOKES. Also, it attempts to conspire with your plushies (assuming you have plushies) to overthrow the household and use it as a base for world conquest. I wish that Stripper Vash would let me have his babies. I wants me some sexeh Stripper Vash babies.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 20:53:12 GMT -5
Your babies come out but die months after birth, and stripper vash get so depressed about his kids that he shoots himself in front of you
I wish knew Death Cabb for Cutie personally (band)
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 21:02:33 GMT -5
That was terribly depressing. D:
You know Death Cab personally, but not on good terms. They HATE you. The band members hate you so much, they become radicals and blow up your house, with you and your precious talking cat in it.
I wish my lovely character, Repsaepheus, were real and he would give me a hug, because I lurves him.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 21:04:59 GMT -5
Rep comes alive and hugs you, but doesn't know the force of his new non internet bound strength and suffocates you.
I wish I wasn't good at making things depressing
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 21:16:19 GMT -5
You aren't good at making things depressing, so you're good at making things too happy and bubbly. People get annoyed and use medieval torture devices on you because they hate how cheery you are.
I wish Gaia would stop being f.ucking lame. D<
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 21:20:16 GMT -5
It does but then you get addicted and waste your life away on the internets until you run out of food and die.
I wish I was brave
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 21:28:17 GMT -5
You become brave, like Sir Robin, but then your nostrils get raped and you are mentally traumatized by the experience and become incredibly depressed and live your life in squalor and solitude until you finally take your own life because you fear that a swallow carrying a coconut will come and drop a Holy Hand Grenade on you. Now, THAT'S how you know I'm a nerd.
I wish Ankh and Eade and Repsaepheus could have a kinky, rough, threesome. <33 Ah, yeah, don't mind if I molestify your character, Robin. It just means I love you.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 21:33:56 GMT -5
the threesome goes well, but then all three of them get a sexual disease and die
I wish gaia was a form of instant communication
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 21:39:33 GMT -5
It becomes one, but then you get too sucked into it and rely on that as your only form of communication. You become a recluse and everyone starts hating you and a mob forms and they pitchfork and torch you. D<
I wish my stupid friend, Ingrid, would stop insisting that I need to change my name to Papaya O'Malley.
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 21:44:09 GMT -5
She does but now insists it should be Shubawlalalaffa Nickerbockerson
I wish I had a radio station that only played the music i want to hear
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Post by Repsechaeus on Mar 4, 2008 21:54:29 GMT -5
That's one spiffy name. I'd actually take that. XP
Uh.... It plays all you want to hear, but you eventually get tired of it all and you then seek solace in..... *bum bum BUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM* country music. And not, like, soft, country. Like, hardcore bluegrass music. Your friends decide that you've been possessed and exorcise you and you die frown drowning in Holy Water.
I wish that I knew how to correctly word these f.ucking sentences so I can finish my g.oddam.n profile so I can be accepted and start posting! Raaawr!
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Post by teagypsy on Mar 4, 2008 22:05:53 GMT -5
You find out and complete your post,but are denied acceptance
I wish I could be like the chesire cat in Alice in wonderland
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simonmagwitch
Acolyte
House of Magwitch: Eternal Servant of Marchosisas
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Post by simonmagwitch on Mar 4, 2008 22:42:03 GMT -5
You become like the Cheshire Cat, but you are swiftly skinned in more than one way...
I wish I had some French Onion Dip...
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